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[As much weird crap as he had put up with in his life, especially recently, winding up in bed in a house he'd never been in with a woman he didn't know was kind of a new one on Benson. New enough, in fact, that he practically fell out of his bed and scrambled to the other side of the room on his butt, just looking around in wonder and horror at the room he'd found himself in. He guesses there were worse places he could be but...no, you know what? Kidnapping is kidnapping and he's not really in the mood for any of it right now.

He takes some time to explore the house, looking in shocked horror at the pictures of him with a family he's never known, as a human for God's sake, and-

That's when he first notices it. He lifts his hand, looking it over as it's turned a softy, fleshy pink, and feels a shiver run down his spine.

That tears it. That's the moment he runs to the nearest telephone in the house, and does what he does best.]


[Phone]

[Good morning Mayfield. Enjoy the pleasant voice of one of the angriest men in the world blaring across the telephone.]

MORDECAI! RIGBY! WHAT DID YOU DO?

I have no clue what you did or how but whatever it is, heh, you better change it back! And you better change it back and fix it soon, or you're BOTH FIRED!

[Action; Around Town]

[There's a very angry, lanky man walking around town, hands stuffed into the pockets of the jacket he's wearing, back hunched up like an angry cat ready to leap at and maul the first thing it finds. He grumbles unpleasantly, occasionally stopping to angrily kick at one of the garbage cans in front of him before continuing on his way.

He's sticking to Ricardo Street for the most part, but feel free to find him anywhere.]

Date: 2011-12-13 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wecanallbeturds.livejournal.com
[ Definitely perking up. ] Oh yes, absolutely! It's not quite the same as home, but I think it's very pleasant! [ Don't even worry, Benson, he's got this

ooh, look at all those snowmen. This is clearly an excellent street to turn down. ]

Date: 2011-12-14 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpygumballs.livejournal.com
...Pleasant. Right.

[Benson would go more with "creepy", but that's just him. He looks around for a minute, frowning.]

...Pops. Have we been down this street before?

Date: 2011-12-14 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wecanallbeturds.livejournal.com
Hm? [ Looking more closely. ]

You know, I'm not sure! They all look so alike.

Date: 2011-12-15 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpygumballs.livejournal.com
[Just groaning and facepalming at that.]

Look. Let's go back to my house and then we can call your house to find out where to take you.

Date: 2011-12-17 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wecanallbeturds.livejournal.com
Oh, where is your house? [ Maybe it's close to his and he can go see Benson all the time. Pops gusta. ]

Date: 2011-12-20 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpygumballs.livejournal.com
.....

[He just stops. And looks around a minute before groaning.]

I don't know.

Date: 2011-12-20 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wecanallbeturds.livejournal.com
[ Laaaaaughs.

Just gonna tug on your sleeve and keep trying to wander this way. ]

Date: 2011-12-23 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpygumballs.livejournal.com
[Welp.

Got nothing better to do than follow along for the moment, and look to see if he recognizes anything.

God damn how can everything look so alike here?]

Date: 2011-12-28 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wecanallbeturds.livejournal.com
[ Fear not, good Benson, for after... you know, a few good minutes playing around with snowmen, Pops will be giving a particular house a considering look. ]

Date: 2011-12-28 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpygumballs.livejournal.com
[Oh thank you God. Maybe. Benson will try not to get his hopes up too much at the moment. He lets Pops looks for a few seconds before finally asking.]

Pops.

Is that your house?

Date: 2011-12-29 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wecanallbeturds.livejournal.com
You know, I think it is! [ So excited to say that, it's the best day ever. ]

Date: 2011-12-31 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpygumballs.livejournal.com
So we've just been standing here.

Outside your house.

For the last ten minutes.

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